It's a good thing my son has friends. I won't go without cheating and creampie

I got it! I'll fuck you and you have no right to say no 😏 Do you agree?

Quiet! We mustn't let our parents hear us fucking in the bathtub

I don't have any money, but I'm not wearing any panties either — let me pay with my body

You don't recognize your sister? How about if I blow you and show you my tits?

Couldn't teach English, but at least she got laid well

Shocker, she's gonna give it to them! The three of them will fuck each other to orgasms

Who taught my stepson how to fuck like that? I seduced him the first time

Sex with someone else for money is not cheating! For a guy, I'll say I earned it 🤑

Bro, my boyfriend is an asshole, so you're fucking me now, okay?

I got it out before I took a dump, and then I put it in half a lump. It's not like you're gonna get knocked up

I'm gonna get my tits done, okay? I don't mind being your stepson. 🤷‍♂️

I mean, why am I like this? So my nephew can fuck me in the anus 🤫

My breasts are bigger, so now my son won't deny me sex

I'm afraid of my first anal. Bro, print out your ass. You're more tender than a guy, I know

Missed a bet and couldn't eat surströmming — had to get naked

She said to fuck her here and now. And I just asked what time it was

I've known my stepmom was a whore for a long time, so she wanted to suck my dick

You're fucking pissed! Haven't you fucked yet this year?

I'll suck and fuck, just don't tell my mom I smoked!

So my daughter won't get dumped by her boyfriend, I'll teach her how to fuck so he'll freak the fuck out

I put it in a sleeper, but I don't judge that kind of thing. I love morning orgasms

Busted a young colleague with perfect boobs for sex in the office

I wanted to get my notebook of lectures, but instead I fucked